The Republic of New Ciencia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Andreas Geiger with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.8 billion Ciencians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tudomany. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ciencian economy, worth a remarkable 8,179 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 393,254 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, government leaders testify at international tribunals on why the sun went out, nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too, and only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote. Crime is totally unknown. New Ciencia's national animal is the moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Ciencia is ranked 56,774^th in the world and 5^th in Realm of Unrestricted Science for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,904.5 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.