The United Kingdom of New Calandria is a large, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Eagle population. The hard-working population of 147 million New Calandrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.7%.

The New Calandrian economy, worth 6.60 trillion Kkiris a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 44,919 Kkiris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Calandria's national animal is the Eagle.

New Calandria is ranked 220,754^th in the world and 26^th in Greater Dienstad for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.