The Imperial Kemet of New Aegypti is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Nefertari with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 7.264 billion Egyptians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waset. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Egyptian economy, worth a remarkable 1,265 trillion Debens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 174,280 Debens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime is totally unknown. New Aegypti's national animal is the Steppe Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Aegypti is ranked 25,254^th in the world and 1,799^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.76 law-abiding acts per hour.