The Republic of New Abrows Zwazical is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16 million New Abrows Zwazicalians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 7.5%.

The very strong New Abrows Zwazicalian economy, worth 970 billion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 60,640 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Leader can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, when it comes to flavor there's no gain without pain, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes, and surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Abrows Zwazical's national animal is the falcon.

New Abrows Zwazical is ranked 108,918^th in the world and 7^th in The Dragonian Cascanians for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.