The Commonwealth Realm of Neragua is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Emma Taylor with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 33.259 billion Neraguans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newenken. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Neraguan economy, worth a remarkable 6,380 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 191,844 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,258,274 per year while the poor average 11,453, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, and agricultural employees work for peanuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Neragua's national animal is the caracara, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Neragua is ranked 330,697^th in the world and 48^th in South America for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -27.39 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.