The Collective Party Mass of NeoPacy is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Collective Party Leadership with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.973 billion Neopaciens are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nitra. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Neopacien economy, worth 384 trillion Universal Value Measurements a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 129,338 Universal Value Measurements, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Neopacien lands, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NeoPacy's national animal is the Turritopsis nutricula, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxism-Leninism-Maoism.

NeoPacy is ranked 45,328^th in the world and 28^th in Iris for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.