The People's Republic of NazYar Plamya Newspaper is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 18 million NazYar Plamya Newspaperians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 21.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The NazYar Plamya Newspaperian economy, worth 830 billion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,160 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. NazYar Plamya Newspaper's national animal is the Hawk.

NazYar Plamya Newspaper is ranked 267,574^th in the world and 16^th in Raspberry Commune for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 38.75 on the Kitten Softness Rating.