The Federation of Nation M is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by President Lynxx Dekon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.546 billion Emen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeina V. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Emen economy, worth a remarkable 5,234 trillion Kredits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 298,310 Kredits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,604,259 per year while the poor average 28,891, a ratio of 55.5 to 1.

The government spends billions to protect Nation M from a disaster that is one in a million, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, "The Pride of the Emen Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil, and the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nation M's national animal is the Handerflot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is State Theism.

Nation M is ranked 2,574^th in the world and 4^th in New Coalition of Nations for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 212.27 on the Bus Surprisal Index.