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Population | 22.721 billion |
Capital | Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzcity |
Currency | ZZy-eggs |
Animal | ZZy |
The Zepublic of Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.721 billion Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzcity. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyian economy, worth a remarkable 4,877 trillion ZZy-eggs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 214,656 ZZy-eggs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,991,193 per year while the poor average 2,178, a ratio of 913 to 1.
Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan, and suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy's national animal is the ZZy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy is ranked 19,219th in the world and 12th in Taijitu for Smartest Citizens, with 64.1 quips per hour.
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Cultured.
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy's influence in Taijitu rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.