The Republic of Zzznxz is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 2.682 billion Zzznxzians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zzznxzian economy, worth 494 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 184,281 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, an increasing number of animal species are named 'Bob', and the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zzznxz's national animal is the Doggirls, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zzznxz is ranked 313,653^rd in the world and 4,467^th in Ambition for Most Primitive, scoring -662.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.