The Kingdom of Zzozona is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Graceful with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed population of 1.807 billion Zzozonans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zozanpan. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zzozonan economy, worth 295 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 163,553 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, lobster tastes best when it is red, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zzozona's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Red Stars.

Zzozona is ranked 16,027^th in the world and 660^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 37.2 trillion Standard Monetary Units.