The Kingdom of Zzozona is a huge, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 427 million Zzozonans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zozanpan. The average income tax rate is 33.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zzozonan economy, worth 55.9 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 130,904 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tax rises are attributed to divine will, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", and the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zzozona's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zzozona is ranked 69,596^th in the world and 3,479^th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 52.44 on the Rand Index.