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Most Cheerful Citizens: 157th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 327th Best Weather: 374th
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The Final Fit of Zyonn is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Overlord Zorak with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.06 billion Zyonnites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dianastan. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The Zyonnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,751 trillion question marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 133,704 question marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned rejected kittieball fields, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, prudishness is on the way out, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Dianastan for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyonn's national animal is the rejected kittie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cat worship.

Zyonn is ranked 179,012th in the world and 3,555th in the Rejected Realms for Most Avoided, scoring 0.23 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 157thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 327thBest Weather: 374thMost Beautiful Environments: 457thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 620thNicest Citizens: 630thSmartest Citizens: 822ndLongest Average Lifespans: 878thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 924thMost Rebellious Youth: 929thLargest Populations: 969thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,069thMost Influential: 1,265thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,580thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,624thHighest Economic Output: 1,642ndMost Pacifist: 1,693rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,731stTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,029thMost Cultured: 2,235thSafest: 2,295thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,371stHealthiest Citizens: 2,729thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,796thLargest Governments: 2,985thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,110thLowest Crime Rates: 4,318thMost Devout: 5,807thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,355thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,735thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 11,465thMost Inclusive: 14,622ndHighest Average Incomes: 15,614thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,714thMost Developed: 17,269th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 31st in the regionSafest: 35th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 36th in the regionMost Cultured: 40th in the regionLargest Governments: 46th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 53rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 55th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 89th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 92nd in the regionMost Devout: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 108th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 203rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 208th in the regionMost Developed: 262nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 292nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 293rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 318th in the regionMost Politically Free: 322nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 354th in the region

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