The Final Fit of Zyonn is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Overlord Zorak with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.06 billion Zyonnites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dianastan. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The Zyonnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,751 trillion question marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 133,704 question marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned rejected kittieball fields, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, prudishness is on the way out, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Dianastan for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyonn's national animal is the rejected kittie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cat worship.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zyonn was endorsed by The Hummingbird Sangha of Zen Guerrillas.
- : Zyonn endorsed The Borderlands of The Chaotic Realm.
- : Zyonn endorsed The Free Land of Euclides.
- : Zyonn endorsed The Republic of The United Humes.
- : Zyonn endorsed The Holy Empire of Sectsy grills.
- : Zyonn endorsed The I wish this was empty of Catalyse.
- : Zyonn endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Stjernen II.
- : Zyonn endorsed The Democratic Communist Empire of Aguaria Major.
- : Zyonn endorsed The Rogue Nation of ANARCHYINC.
- : Zyonn endorsed The Absolut Empire of Hitsu.
Endorsements Received: 81 » Bowiemoria, Farrakhan, UKIMAR RBON, Old Hope, Dzon, Conwainia, Doormat to the Lord, Lobosias, McStanistan, Sarotte, Germerica Republic, Mundeo, Fuffopia, The Ultra Nationalist Front, Swin Ale, True Koreas Peoples Nation of Democracy, Neo Centrosia, Liuchong, Unibot III, Zod Sovedopia, Pastafarianism Is Love, Nultsia, The Naturalist States of America, Shazen, Garecious, The Slam Jam, Indira, Tyroneville, Berlitria, The Citizens Commonwealth, Maisie Belle, Cocaine Factory Island, Zdravstvuite, Zavea, Capitalist Paradise, Pan-Euroasia, Salikawood, The Horror Channel, Romosia, The Sol Ecumene, Shuddera, Perfect Sublime Masters, Coverdnia, United states socialist republic, Gelben, Kittypiestan, Iramerica, Mocanaqua, Cleo and Topaz, Courania, and 31 others.Beezertopia, Vroengard mk2, Roechstein, Incindia Village, Pupperoni, Castwell, Ellsonian Dominion, The Blazing Bird, Jastin, Amalea, The Church of Satan, Caneighda, Dark Aku, Bloomingdalia, The tiny dot, Jurgenborg-Bjorgynbeck, Melon feud, USS Aventine, Confidera, Kicker, Raravoss, Kamikaze89, Omniga, Lawcensium, The Chaotic Realm, Euclides, The United Humes, Sectsy grills, Aguaria Major, ANARCHYINC, and Hitsu.