Most Cheerful Citizens: 152nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 322nd Best Weather: 334th
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The Final Fit of Zyonn is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Overlord Zorak with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.495 billion Zyonnites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dianastan. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The Zyonnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,546 trillion question marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 128,995 question marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned rejected kittieball fields, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, prudishness is on the way out, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Dianastan for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyonn's national animal is the rejected kittie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cat worship.

Zyonn is ranked 158,048th in the world and 2,945th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -408.62 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 152ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 322ndBest Weather: 334thMost Beautiful Environments: 409thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 557thNicest Citizens: 576thSmartest Citizens: 758thLongest Average Lifespans: 772ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 828thMost Rebellious Youth: 940thLargest Populations: 989thMost Influential: 1,097thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,112thTop
Most Pacifist: 1,625thHighest Economic Output: 1,709thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,747thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,807thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,855thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,857thMost Cultured: 2,179thSafest: 2,313thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,374thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,409thHealthiest Citizens: 2,590thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,937thLargest Governments: 2,943rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,264thMost Devout: 5,447thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,087thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,265thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 10,276thMost Inclusive: 13,764thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,116th
Most Influential: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionMost Pacifist: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 33rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 36th in the regionSafest: 38th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 39th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 41st in the regionMost Cultured: 43rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionLargest Governments: 50th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 52nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 80th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 99th in the regionMost Devout: 117th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 141st in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 173rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 190th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 258th in the regionMost Developed: 275th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 282nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 297th in the region

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