The Final Fit of Zyonn is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Overlord Zorak with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 38.176 billion Zyonnites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dianastan. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The Zyonnian economy, worth a remarkable 4,594 trillion question marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,344 question marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prudishness is on the way out, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Dianastan for fear of causing a fuss, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyonn's national animal is the rejected kittie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cat worship.

Zyonn is ranked 171^st in the world and 7^th in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 94.06 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.