The District of Zymurgygenesis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 46.02 billion Millors hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Law & Order, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 37.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zymurgygenesisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,910 trillion aurums a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 84,964 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave, racehorses move a lot slower these days, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, and Liard is plotting to coup the Pacific (Zymurgygenesis has found 3 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zymurgygenesis's national animal is the bovina, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zymurgygenesis is ranked 92,397^th in the world and 13^th in Dog Lake for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.85 law-abiding acts per hour.