Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 181st Most Advanced Public Education: 355th Largest Black Market: 539th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
BANANA!
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Kingdom of Zxortanites is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.016 billion Zxortanitesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zxortanites City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.2%.

The strong Zxortanitesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,296 trillion zxorts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Uranium Mining industry. Average income is an impressive 107,867 zxorts, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Zxortanites's pristine beaches, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, women aren't allowed to work but at least dinner is served on time, and almost half of the child population live rough on the streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zxortanites's national animal is the wingless eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zxortanites is ranked 181st in the world and 1st in The International Radiated Wasteland for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 9,125.83 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 181stMost Advanced Public Education: 355thLargest Black Market: 539thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 854thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,345thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,358thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,652ndNudest: 2,770thMost Avoided: 2,873rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,604thMost Stationary: 4,735thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,484thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 8,199thLargest Populations: 9,129thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,694thMost Influential: 10,562ndRudest Citizens: 12,277thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,397thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,520thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,025thLargest Governments: 13,507th

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  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments, Most Advanced Public Transport, and Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Zxortanites was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

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