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Most Efficient Economies: 393rdHealthiest Citizens: 436thMost Developed: 437th
The Witch Monarchy of
Moralistic Democracy
Magic Prevails
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Zwitserland

Population12.483 billion

Capital13th Kakera
LeaderFrederica Bernkastel
FaithWitchcraft

Currencygold bar
Animalcat

The Witch Monarchy of Zwitserland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Frederica Bernkastel with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 12.483 billion Witches are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 13th Kakera. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zwiss economy, worth a remarkable 3,638 trillion gold bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 291,484 gold bars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,005,170 per year while the poor average 61,873, a ratio of 16.2 to 1.

Shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zwitserland's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Witchcraft.

Zwitserland is ranked 3,950th in the world and 25th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 11,324.17 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 393rdHealthiest Citizens: 436thMost Developed: 437thLongest Average Lifespans: 488thMost Subsidized Industry: 623rdLowest Crime Rates: 673rdSafest: 745thMost Devout: 1,037thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,051stLargest Governments: 1,131stSmartest Citizens: 1,216thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,509thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,968thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,261stHighest Average Incomes: 2,292ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,451stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,485thBest Weather: 2,935thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,271stHighest Economic Output: 3,616thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,950thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,003rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,660thMost Patriotic: 4,797thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,851stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,240thMost Cultured: 5,534thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,799thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,854thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,551stTop
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Highest Food Quality: 12,640thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,341stMost Conservative: 13,810thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,967thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,096thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,289thLargest Retail Industry: 17,749th
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionTop
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Safest: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionMost Conservative: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 37th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zwitserland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Zwitserland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwitserland, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwitserland, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Zwitserland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Zwitserland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Zwitserland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Zwitserland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Zwitserland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Zwitserland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.

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