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Most Efficient Economies: 372ndMost Developed: 413thHealthiest Citizens: 416th
The Witch Monarchy of
Moralistic Democracy
Magic Prevails
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Zwitserland

Population10.864 billion

Capital13th Kakera
LeaderFrederica Bernkastel
FaithWitchcraft

Currencygold bar
Animalcat

The Witch Monarchy of Zwitserland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Frederica Bernkastel with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 10.864 billion Witches are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 13th Kakera. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zwiss economy, worth a remarkable 3,093 trillion gold bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 284,777 gold bars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 954,172 per year while the poor average 63,126, a ratio of 15.1 to 1.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Zwitserland, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, and pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zwitserland's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Witchcraft.

Zwitserland is ranked 53,935th in the world and 153rd in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Rudest Citizens, with 66.66 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Efficient Economies: 372ndMost Developed: 413thHealthiest Citizens: 416thLongest Average Lifespans: 468thMost Subsidized Industry: 495thLowest Crime Rates: 685thSafest: 697thMost Devout: 908thLargest Governments: 1,167thSmartest Citizens: 1,259thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,530thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,047thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,178thTop
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Best Weather: 2,242ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,247thHighest Average Incomes: 2,312thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,410thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,677thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,311thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,773rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,816thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,011thHighest Economic Output: 4,090thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,170thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,811thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,957thMost Cultured: 6,070thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,365thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,134thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,554thMost Conservative: 14,026thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,990thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,741stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,384thLargest Retail Industry: 19,035th
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionMost Cultured: 36th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 42nd in the regionLargest Populations: 43rd in the regionMost Conservative: 48th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zwitserland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwitserland, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwitserland, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwitserland, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwitserland, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Zwitserland.
  • : Zwitserland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwitserland, tribal villagers hide behind the sofa when missionaries knock at their doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwitserland, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwitserland, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up".
  • : Following new legislation in Zwitserland, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.

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