The Anteater Creek of Zwedru is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 43.793 billion Zwedruans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and International Aid. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Zwedruan economy, worth 776 trillion liberian dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 17,731 liberian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zwedru's national animal is the pepper bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zwedru is ranked 107,948^th in the world and 2^nd in Liberia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.93 law-abiding acts per hour.