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Our word is law
Trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts...Invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek...The people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries...Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets...The art of conversation has been rediscovered...Kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun"...Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates...The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event...Citizens who leave the country are officially classified as traitors...Zebra is one of the most popular forenames in Zwangzug...Public broadcasting is nonexistent...The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller...The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters...The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists...
Zwangzug's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms...
Referenda are held for every conceivable government action...
Zebras have more rights than the average citizen...
Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity...
It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws...
Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas...
Cheating spouses are required to undergo job training...
CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options...
There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'...
Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling"...
Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent...
Pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government...
Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests...
Surveillance cameras are banned...
Euthanasia is illegal...
Only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare...
Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume...
Soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers...
Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits...
Voting is voluntary...
Nudity is frowned upon...
The government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service...
Only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote...
The government is giving peace a chance...
Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme...
Computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails...
The minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed...
Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper...
