Team Dictine's cycling jersey.
World Championship in Hockey: Zwangzug won, drew, and lost one game in the group stage, winning a playoff over Magnus valerius to advance to the playoffs before losing their quarterfinal to Rejistania.
Tour of Adihan: Team Dictine participated. All six of its riders finished within the top 23. Also, Will Karowick began his acrimonious relationship with the world of international cycling, and much broomball was discussed.
Southham-Vonghurst Cycling Classic: Teams Mebitron and Nubind competed. Derek Stames was second.
Inter Nation Cycling Championships: Zwangzug's team was third-best overall, and their women second-best. Fortunately for all parties, no badgers threatened the madison competition.
Track menís team sprint
Track menís team pursuit
Womenís road race
Womenís mountain bike
Track womenís team sprint
First Winter Paralympics: Zwangzug's team, despite not being all that good, won some medals. Discrepancies between "real" and "calculated" time did absolutely nothing to assuage a population concerned about time dilation, although hardly anyone in the population paid much attention. The Kerlagrad Courier self-censored itself by use of randomly mentioning birds.
Women's 5 km classical, standing
Women's Super Combined, visually impaired
Ellismare Preliminšra: Teams Nubind, Mebitron, and Dictine competed. Charlie Byrd won the sprinters classification.
I World Games: Athletes from Zwangzug won seven medals and fell short in seven more bronze-medal competitions. One of those fourth-place finishers was the women's version of the Abominable Snowmen (gridiron football team), supplemented with young players more used to short spurts in between marching band performances. It was also the international debut of the national lacrosse teams, both known as the Hive, and overwhelmingly drawn from Spenson with contributions from Belpub.
Tug of war
Menís 680 kg
Womenís kumite 53 kg
Water World Championships IV: Though this event was not completed, the Association for the Advancement of Awesome vociferously proclaimed slalom canoeing and kayaking to be awesome.
Women's C-1 500 m
Men's Single Sculls
Men's K-2 200 m
Men's Quadruple Sculls
Women's C-2 Slalom
Women's C-1 Slalom
Women's K-1 Slalom
Women's 10 m Platform
Men's Lightweight Double Sculls
World Scout Jamboree: Girl Scout Council of Fuender Forest Troop 11 (from the town of Garust, district of Ervimnal) won the B-P Cup as the best overall troop, with Boy Scout Council of Ayrul Ridge Troop 5 (from the town of Ploygei, district of Uncarg) coming in second overall. The final score of the legendary game of ball between the bedbugs and the skeeters was not recorded, though the bedbugs were winning (4-0?) before a home run from their opponents.
Diskapalooza: Garust 3rd
Tug of War: Garust 2nd
Gravity Car: Heiki Aburesla 1st, Jason Spack 2nd
Octothon: Garust 1st
-100m: Daniil Eger 3rd
-Long Jump: Sarah Shermonds 1st
-Shot Put: Tabea Sitz-Leard 1st
-High Jump: Jamie Deld-McKiery 1st, Lindsay Centigo 2nd
-400m: Vadik Maughton 1st
-Pole Vault: Miron McRore 1st
-Javelin Throw: Irene Melsback 3rd
NSCAA Ice Hockey: University of Homler, Pittman University, Zwangzug National University, and College of Twake competed, the latter much to the chagrin of Naomi Travers, Dean of Student Life. ZNU would advance to the overall semifinals before their defeat.
World Tour of Cycling 1: Team Dictine competed, coming in "unofficial fifth" overall. Kerlagrad hosted a criterium, won by Botolv Larsson of team Kuester-Urlaubsonne. Dictine's Nanami Watanabe won the World Tour Championship Time Trial.
Island Tour 2: Team Dictine competed. Watanabe won the opening time-trial stage, and Hunter Campana finished fifth overall.
World Tour of Cycling 2: Team Dictine competed. Amid the usual Blatter social media updates, Zwangzug introduced its new unofficial standings. Campana was third overall.