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Largest Black Market: 3,044thLargest Populations: 5,406thHighest Economic Output: 5,807th
The Queendom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Zvetlana

Population23.515 billion

CapitalZvetgrad

CurrencyZvet
AnimalLana

The Queendom of Zvetlana is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, triple-decker prams, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.515 billion Zvetlanans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zvetgrad. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zvetlanan economy, worth a remarkable 2,763 trillion Zvets a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,508 Zvets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, visitors to Zvetlana are microchipped and must be escorted by a Zvetlanan soldier - even to the bathroom, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and livestock mutilations are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zvetlana's national animal is the Lana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zvetlana is ranked 228,636th in the world and 10th in desert for Nicest Citizens, with 0.53 average smiles per day.

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Largest Black Market: 3,044thLargest Populations: 5,406thHighest Economic Output: 5,807thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,316thMost Patriotic: 6,959thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,982ndLargest Mining Sector: 6,997thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,573rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,445thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,097thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,725thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,656thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,340thLowest Crime Rates: 14,518thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,626thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,467thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,595thLargest Governments: 21,570thMost Authoritarian: 21,848thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,042ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,083rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,367thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,621st
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zvetlana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and the Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Zvetlana, livestock mutilations are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Zvetlana, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : Following new legislation in Zvetlana, visitors to Zvetlana are microchipped and must be escorted by a Zvetlanan soldier - even to the bathroom.
  • : Zvetlana was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Zvetlana, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Zvetlana, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Zvetlana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zvetlana, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Zvetlanan stage setups.
  • : Following new legislation in Zvetlana, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.

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