The Queendom of Zvetlana is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, triple-decker prams, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.515 billion Zvetlanans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zvetgrad. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zvetlanan economy, worth a remarkable 2,763 trillion Zvets a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,508 Zvets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, visitors to Zvetlana are microchipped and must be escorted by a Zvetlanan soldier - even to the bathroom, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and livestock mutilations are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zvetlana's national animal is the Lana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zvetlana is ranked 228,636^th in the world and 10^th in desert for Nicest Citizens, with 0.53 average smiles per day.