The Empire of Zuuri is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Taari Tagayama with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.709 billion Zuurians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sokar. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Zuurian economy, worth 282 trillion Rins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,082 Rins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians have tenure, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zuuri's national animal is the Cardinal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zuuri is ranked 212,944^th in the world and 306^th in The Free Nations Region for Fattest Citizens, with 7.89 Obesity Rate.