by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 274th Most Influential: 1,687th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,982nd
The Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Yhtenäisyys, Kurinalaisuus, Työ
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population691 million



The Republic of Zumlandia is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 691 million Zumlandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ylläsjärvi. The average income tax rate is 13.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zumlandian economy, worth 82.9 trillion Maarkas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 119,960 Maarkas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime is totally unknown. Zumlandia's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zumlandia is ranked 6,127th in the world and 314th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 96.76 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 274thMost Influential: 1,687thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,982ndMost Armed: 3,423rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,379thMost Secular: 6,127thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,378thLargest Retail Industry: 6,758thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 9,040thFattest Citizens: 9,777thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,221stLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,951stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,703rdNicest Citizens: 14,578thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,986thRudest Citizens: 15,917thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,365th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 106th in the regionMost Armed: 116th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 175th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 221st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 253rd in the regionMost Secular: 314th in the regionFattest Citizens: 344th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 346th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 357th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 598th in the regionMost Influential: 649th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 668th in the regionRudest Citizens: 697th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 731st in the regionNicest Citizens: 799th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 835th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 844th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zumlandia, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Zumlandia, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Zumlandia, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.
  • : Zumlandia endorsed The Slavic Republic of Kirostan.
  • : Zumlandia was endorsed by The Slavic Republic of Kirostan.
  • : Following new legislation in Zumlandia, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size.
  • : Zumlandia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Zumlandia, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Zumlandia, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Zumlandia, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Griffindogs' dominate wildlife preserves.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 281 » Territorio di Nessuno, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Sunto, Shibutani, Mzeusia, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Siwale, Shin-Hachioji, Buckerino, Malta Comino Gozo, Democritus, PlanetPunk, Sundred, Kwaj, Bayern-Straubing, Koda-Land, Albacria, Selfgradatude, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, United Draconia, Pallaith, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, New Pruessen, United Kahndaq, Great Bights Mum, Dar es Saalam, Sanjurika, Lionia, Sinelona, The United States of Romania, Former English Colony, Wilkshire, Shadowrik, THX1138, Oshonia, Sil Dorsett, New Bremerton, Californian Redwood, Newpromisedland, Spartoptia, Wineclaw, Uganda Knuckles UK, Snoodum, Egalico, Universal State Formula, Unsophisticate, McMasterdonia, and 231 others.HeartLard, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Victoriaans Nederlands, Maovale, Kasazzastan, Pruznia, Papika, The Iron Lions, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Atomic Industry Islands, Cloydicia, Ethnon, Algrund, Amauri, Agharya, Highton Islands, Lunallian, Amerian States, Western Vapia, Yummy Blubber, Castle Federation, Alice Gardens, Montarc, Sakaryata, Agrauron, Diodone, Wunderstrafanstalt, Analomink, Guer Aike, Blackwood Coast, Panama Coalition, Avemterra, Ice and Tinian, Ostrolia, Gorlan Ruins, Federation Terra Australis, Altivia, Plumas, Jefffliu, Beagles Reborn, Breduria, Outer Egorniand, Gladio II, Asgardira, Antiyard, Australiland, Abject Ludicrosity, The Windmilluminati, Arqadia, Aroa, Babacar, Warsaw-Halicz, Zupla, Yarecir, Ostrinios, El Fiji Grande, Bothia, Azzarel, Bearical, Blackphir, Arimbia, Butcher Bridge, Oktavio, Napnomadia, Birting, BrightFutures, Sheldanada, Dreadton, Omnistria, Cadla, Palisede, New Lakemba, Niradans, Azura Palatina, United North American, Stat Artha, Ars Britannia, The Realm of Dorne, Bonjoura, Zokk, Kalimora Aire, David Davidson, Changjo, Caralapace, Defewa, Central Ryal, Cam Zazi, Creorta, Daiz, CelebrityDude, Chukstik Illahi, Hong Kong Empire, Velon, Chamocha, Choistan, Cinnibar, Cyrenayca, Black Templares, Cinq Fleches, Dylanana, Ethereal Expanse, East Supple Lund, Dercia, Konostra, Erwo Stal, Dicko, Detrivania, Elvero, SillyString, East Wushen, Yukti, Colinasia, Democratu, Fantoa, Elgaland-Vargaland, Free Culture, Helix Labs, Heminaw, Dopeland420, Pleroma Sans Romans, Gilakistan, Empy, Humptalumpta, Heluthsrew, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Durr, French Bananastan, Heken, Esplandia, Haor Chall, Great Solordia, Xentherida, Haram Reich, Holy Marcus Empire, Hrysos, JAOECW536, Jackxanlandia, Kuda1, The Pantheons, Magorostan, Jasminlandia, MinaFederal, Minuda, Lotion Empire, Igritann, Mazuri, Kanerland, Itallitopia, Karazan, Mercandia, ISOP, Indiana Hoosier nation, Iselko, Kyrianian, Kuveria, Metamen, Dawn Guard, Maott, Kanlidia, Justanistan, Mariadne, Ka Ching, Ninjak30, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Lemonbiscuits, Kokomo Island, Kalatona, McDonaldsland, LostLegion, Ivan Islanar, Joodey, Moubarakistan, Ilisseia, Northern Glory, North Armatas, Lipton-Querria, Amicities, Ibalon, General COE, Kolorland, Mesherica, Grobbillandia, Northern Gala Arment Toustavo, Elysium and Palaven, Kulgatha, Pasargad, Lower Nubia, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Marxist Luxembourg, Dadastan Archipelago, Ieprus, Fengate, Fizban, Musselshell, The Black Cathedral, Copria, Jpia, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, COCONUT-CITY, Mount Timbers, Alunya, Elevation, Ausnakulia, Ozstan, Steraz, Ainsworth, Ateala, Bridgett, Atain, Keelut, Suicidistan, Get Away From Me, 1 very fast endotarter, Artemizistan, Partax, Circenn, National Goats, SchoolHouse Rock, Votak Matim, Q w e r t y, Ofemerica, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Acrabinnia, Divine Eulogy, Elder Realms, Kirnea, Guslantis, Ara Antrizuls, and Kirostan.

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