by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,363rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,359thMost Influential: 3,613th
The United Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Long Live The King!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population2.038 billion

LeaderKing Tutankhamun
Faiththe Worship of Amun

CurrencyZuleit Dollar

The United Kingdom of Zuleit is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Tutankhamun with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.038 billion Zuleitians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duran. The average income tax rate is 52.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Zuleitian economy, worth 304 trillion Zuleit Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,310 Zuleit Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zuleit's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the Worship of Amun.

Zuleit is ranked 33,606th in the world and 929th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 98.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,363rdTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,359thMost Influential: 3,613thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,428thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,494thHealthiest Citizens: 6,035thNicest Citizens: 6,157thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,230thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,837thBest Weather: 8,037thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,472ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,477thMost Cultured: 8,791stMost Inclusive: 9,690thMost Armed: 9,877thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,125thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,877thMost Developed: 11,166thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,231stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,500thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,444thHighest Average Incomes: 14,293rdSmartest Citizens: 14,485thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,502ndLargest Black Market: 14,600thLowest Crime Rates: 15,133rdMost Efficient Economies: 15,758thMost Secular: 17,802ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,047thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,004thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,022ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,502ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,303rdHighest Poor Incomes: 24,001stLargest Governments: 24,101st
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 90th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 94th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 140th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 196th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 197th in the regionNicest Citizens: 212th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 219th in the regionMost Armed: 243rd in the regionBest Weather: 253rd in the regionMost Cultured: 266th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 268th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 310th in the regionMost Inclusive: 340th in the regionMost Developed: 346th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 347th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 349th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 354th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 403rd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 421st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 428th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 435th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 450th in the regionMost Influential: 460th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 474th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 494th in the regionLargest Black Market: 497th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 504th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 586th in the regionMost Secular: 617th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 667th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 687th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 692nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 702nd in the regionLargest Governments: 713th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 797th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zuleit, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuleit, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Zuleit was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuleit, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime.
  • : Zuleit voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
  • : Zuleit voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
  • : Following new legislation in Zuleit, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuleit, companies are turning to trained Penguins for their most menial jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuleit, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuleit, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only.


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