The United Kingdom of Zuleit is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by King Tutankhamun with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical population of 793 million Zuleitians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duran. The average income tax rate is 56.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zuleitian economy, worth 92.6 trillion Zuleit Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,752 Zuleit Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, no one engages in 'locker room talk' any more, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zuleit's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Zuleit is ranked 37,094^th in the world and 597^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,281.77 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.