The Workers' State of Zulanka is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the working class with a fair hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.498 billion Zulankans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zukanla. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zulankan economy, worth a remarkable 3,600 trillion worker's credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 248,357 worker's credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, sex changes are routinely performed at Zulanka's hospitals, The working class panders to nontraditional families, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime is totally unknown. Zulanka's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zulanka is ranked 32,117^th in the world and 1^st in The Red Sea for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.