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Most Inclusive: 138th Most Developed: 151st Largest Welfare Programs: 177th
The Workers' State of
Left-wing Utopia
¡Hasta la Victoria Siempre!
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Zulanka

Population14.498 billion

CapitalZukanla
Leaderthe working class

Currencyworker's credit
Animalleopard

The Workers' State of Zulanka is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the working class with a fair hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.498 billion Zulankans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zukanla. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zulankan economy, worth a remarkable 3,600 trillion worker's credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 248,357 worker's credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, sex changes are routinely performed at Zulanka's hospitals, The working class panders to nontraditional families, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime is totally unknown. Zulanka's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zulanka is ranked 32,117th in the world and 1st in The Red Sea for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Most Inclusive: 138thMost Developed: 151stLargest Welfare Programs: 177thNicest Citizens: 192ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 194thLongest Average Lifespans: 211thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 227thLeast Corrupt Governments: 234thMost Advanced Public Education: 237thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 238thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 257thMost Pacifist: 271stMost Beautiful Environments: 284thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 317thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 328thMost Advanced Public Transport: 328thHighest Poor Incomes: 335thHighest Average Tax Rates: 358thBest Weather: 390thMost Cheerful Citizens: 395thHealthiest Citizens: 435thMost Subsidized Industry: 438thLargest Governments: 465thSmartest Citizens: 479thMost Cultured: 570thMost Income Equality: 570thSafest: 736thLowest Crime Rates: 983rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,436thHighest Drug Use: 1,637thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,017thHighest Economic Output: 2,123rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,549thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,571stHighest Average Incomes: 2,637thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,572ndMost Politically Free: 4,711thMost Extreme: 5,209thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,297thNudest: 7,210thLargest Populations: 8,073rdMost Secular: 8,237thTop
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Most Stationary: 13,561stMost Influential: 15,948th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zulanka, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Zulanka, The working class panders to nontraditional families.
  • : Following new legislation in Zulanka, sex changes are routinely performed at Zulanka's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Zulanka, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Zulanka, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Zulanka, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Zulanka, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Zulanka, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in Zulanka, a government program is underway to revitalize Zulanka's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Zulanka, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.

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