The Workers' State of Zulanka is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the working class with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.418 billion Zulankans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zukanla. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zulankan economy, worth a remarkable 6,973 trillion worker's credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 297,785 worker's credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is totally unknown. Zulanka's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zulanka is ranked 28,333^rd in the world and 1^st in The Red Sea for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.