The Canton of Zug is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning raccoon population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 16.709 billion Zugers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zug. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The Zugian economy, worth 749 trillion francs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 44,864 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Zug has designated Zug as its capital city, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, Leader has just been declared ruler of Zug in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Zug's national religion. Crime is moderate. Zug's national animal is the raccoon.

Zug is ranked 182,327^th in the world and 14^th in Swiss Confederation for Most Secular, with 16.61 Atheism Rate.