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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,022ndMost Influential: 2,221stMost Pacifist: 2,611th
The Free Land of
Left-wing Utopia
You can never be too sure
Robert B Ware
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Zuelong

Population4.592 billion

CapitalSwatchit
LeaderRobert B Ware
FaithPastafarianism

Currencyheads
Animalguillotine

The Free Land of Zuelong is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Robert B Ware with a fair hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.592 billion Incapacitated Tribesmen are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swatchit. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inpacacitated economy, worth 667 trillion heads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,409 heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The possibility of gain causes universal pain, Max Barry is this year's Miss Zuelong, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, and replacement organs are grown in vats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zuelong's national animal is the guillotine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Zuelong is ranked 12,101st in the world and 43rd in Conch Kingdom for Most Cultured, scoring 110 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,022ndMost Influential: 2,221stMost Pacifist: 2,611thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,481stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,744thSafest: 3,759thNicest Citizens: 3,877thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,978thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,167thBest Weather: 4,512thMost Inclusive: 5,282ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,297thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,996thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,254thHighest Food Quality: 6,647thHealthiest Citizens: 6,916thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,399thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,627thLowest Crime Rates: 7,813thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,425thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,032ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,325thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,451stMost Developed: 9,786thLargest Governments: 10,486thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,331stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,443rdSmartest Citizens: 11,656thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,900thMost Cultured: 12,101stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,073rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,432ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 20,628thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,592ndMost Income Equality: 23,452ndHighest Average Incomes: 23,785thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30,217th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zuelong was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuelong, replacement organs are grown in vats.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuelong, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuelong, Max Barry is this year's Miss Zuelong.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuelong, the possibility of gain causes universal pain.
  • : Zuelong was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Zuelong was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuelong, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuelong, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuelong, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.

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