Population | 4.592 billion |
Capital | Swatchit |
Leader | Robert B Ware |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | heads |
Animal | guillotine |
The Free Land of Zuelong is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Robert B Ware with a fair hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.592 billion Incapacitated Tribesmen are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swatchit. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Inpacacitated economy, worth 667 trillion heads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,409 heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The possibility of gain causes universal pain, Max Barry is this year's Miss Zuelong, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, and replacement organs are grown in vats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zuelong's national animal is the guillotine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Zuelong is ranked 12,101st in the world and 43rd in Conch Kingdom for Most Cultured, scoring 110 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zuelong was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Zuelong, replacement organs are grown in vats.
- : Following new legislation in Zuelong, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.
- : Following new legislation in Zuelong, Max Barry is this year's Miss Zuelong.
- : Following new legislation in Zuelong, the possibility of gain causes universal pain.
- : Zuelong was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Zuelong was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Zuelong, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in Zuelong, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's.
- : Following new legislation in Zuelong, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.