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Nudest: 98thSafest: 1,360thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,509th
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Population30.563 billion

CapitalZU City


The Kingdom of ZUChat is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cody with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 30.563 billion ZUChatians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ZU City. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient ZUChatian economy, worth a remarkable 4,260 trillion Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 139,399 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium', the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in ZUChat, and laughter while watching foreign diplomats disrobe tends to make diplomatic talks counterproductive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ZUChat's national animal is the Goron, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hylianity.

ZUChat is ranked 3,373rd in the world and 1st in Hyrule for Most Inclusive, scoring 275.75 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Nudest: 98thSafest: 1,360thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,509thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,517thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,587thMost Pacifist: 1,797thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,808thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,849thTop
Largest Populations: 2,379thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,578thHighest Economic Output: 2,816thMost Developed: 3,035thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,106thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,267thLowest Crime Rates: 3,291stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,312thHighest Food Quality: 3,353rdMost Inclusive: 3,373rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,393rdBest Weather: 3,502ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,508thNicest Citizens: 3,673rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,755thHealthiest Citizens: 3,793rdMost Cultured: 4,183rdLargest Governments: 4,228thSmartest Citizens: 4,770thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,827thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,567thMost Stationary: 6,980thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,162ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,017thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,293rdTop
Most Influential: 11,651stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,447thHighest Average Incomes: 16,988thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,472ndMost Secular: 19,806thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,370th
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ZUChat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : ZUChat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : ZUChat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : ZUChat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : ZUChat was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : ZUChat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : ZUChat's influence in Hyrule rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : ZUChat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : ZUChat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : ZUChat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.


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