The Kingdom of ZUChat is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Cody with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, state-planned economy, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, democratic population of 27.231 billion ZUChatians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ZU City. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient ZUChatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,827 trillion Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 140,542 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium', the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in ZUChat, and laughter while watching foreign diplomats disrobe tends to make diplomatic talks counterproductive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ZUChat's national animal is the Goron, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hylianity.

ZUChat is ranked 169,472^nd in the world and 12^th in Hyrule for Most Armed, with 0.11 Weapons Per Person.