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Most Authoritarian: 33rd Most Conservative: 73rd Most Income Equality: 183rd
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Brave at heart
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Zoyan

Population11.476 billion

CurrencyEuro
Animalhawk

The Dictatorship of Zoyan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 11.476 billion Zoyanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Zoyanian economy, worth 27.1 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 2,358 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zoyan's national animal is the hawk.

Zoyan is ranked 169,060th in the world and 7,441st in the South Pacific for Nudest, with zero Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Authoritarian: 33rdMost Conservative: 73rdMost Income Equality: 183rdMost Extreme: 424thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,404thMost Stationary: 4,051stTop
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Most Influential: 9,902ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,991stLargest Populations: 15,164th
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Most Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Stationary: 89th in the regionLargest Populations: 165th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 383rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 472nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 476th in the regionMost Influential: 606th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zoyan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead.
  • : Zoyan was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Kingdom of Escevola, killing 1 million zombies.
  • : Zoyan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Zoyan's influence in The South Pacific fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
  • : Zoyan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Zoyan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Zoyan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Zoyan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Zoyan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Zoyan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead.

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