The Kingdom of Zopciria is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Zopir with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.712 billion Zopirs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of O. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zopirish economy, worth 661 trillion humans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,514 humans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people, and the ZBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays. Crime is totally unknown. Zopciria's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zopciria is ranked 11,015^th in the world and 190^th in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 89.63 on the Human Development Index.