The Kingdom of Zopciria is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Zopir with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.102 billion Zopirs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of O. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zopirish economy, worth 942 trillion humans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,505 humans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, O's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space, and the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging. Crime is totally unknown. Zopciria's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zopciria is ranked 35,504^th in the world and 281^st in 10000 Islands for Most Income Equality, scoring 67.88 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.