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Largest Populations: 6,762nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,791st Most Stationary: 8,065th
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Zonzibar

Population15.28 billion

CapitalZonzibar City

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Animalgreat zane

The Dreamers of Zonzibar is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.28 billion Zonzibarians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zonzibar City. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Zonzibarian economy, worth 706 trillion bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 46,238 bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti, and Leader is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zonzibar's national animal is the great zane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zonzibar is ranked 20,879th in the world and 3rd in The Nudist Dreamland for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 50.37 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Largest Populations: 6,762ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,791stMost Stationary: 8,065thSafest: 8,319thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 13,818thHighest Economic Output: 16,776th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zonzibar lodged a message on the The Nudist Dreamland Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Zonzibar, Leader is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour.
  • : Zonzibar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Zonzibar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Zonzibar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Zonzibar lodged a message on the The Nudist Dreamland Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Zonzibar, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti.
  • : Zonzibar lodged a message on the The Nudist Dreamland Regional Message Board.
  • : Zonzibar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : Zonzibar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.

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