Population | 16.784 billion |
Capital | Old Abandoned Zoo |
Leader | Lone Survivor |
Faith | Aaaahhhh |
Currency | Gold bar |
Animal | Fish |
The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lone Survivor with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.784 billion Penguins live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Abandoned Zoo. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Zombie Penguinsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,224 trillion Gold bars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 490,042 Gold bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,570,459 per year while the poor average 4,656, a ratio of 981 to 1.
Farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops, cities are engulfed by smog, a giant 'No Entry' sign is being erected at the borders of Zombie Penguins, and the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zombie Penguins's national animal is the Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aaaahhhh.
Zombie Penguins is ranked 304,399th in the world and 72nd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Cultured, scoring 22 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zombie Penguins lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie Penguins, the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie Penguins, a giant 'No Entry' sign is being erected at the borders of Zombie Penguins.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie Penguins, cities are engulfed by smog.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie Penguins, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie Penguins, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie Penguins, the moon's craters are more numerous every day.
- : Zombie Penguins lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie Penguins, the barter economy has taken over as the Gold bar has become worthless.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie Penguins, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season.