The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lone Survivor with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.066 billion Zombies enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Abandoned Zoo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie Penguinsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,978 trillion Brains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 463,180 Brains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,319,107 per year while the poor average 4,411, a ratio of 979 to 1.

The same 15066 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Lone Survivor's every word on Twitcher, it turns out you can put a price on sporting integrity, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zombie Penguins's national animal is the Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aaaahhhh.

Zombie Penguins is ranked 309,038^th in the world and 77^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Primitive, scoring -701.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.