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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 257thLargest Gambling Industry: 275thHighest Crime Rates: 345th
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Zombie Ned Flanders

Population13.643 billion


Currencygreen sweater
AnimalZombie Maude

The Moldy Moustache of Zombie Ned Flanders is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Homer with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.643 billion Charlie Churches live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flanderosa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dandily-Diddily economy, worth a remarkable 3,452 trillion green sweaters a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 253,067 green sweaters, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,734,651 per year while the poor average 13,261, a ratio of 130 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zombie Ned Flanders's national animal is the Zombie Maude, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Flandersism.

Zombie Ned Flanders is ranked 239,747th in the world and 9th in The Zombie Factory for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -51.48 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 257thLargest Gambling Industry: 275thHighest Crime Rates: 345thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 464thMost Armed: 482ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 550thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 663rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 700thMost Efficient Economies: 854thMost Avoided: 894thFattest Citizens: 906thHighest Disposable Incomes: 949thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 964thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 965thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 968thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,019thMost Politically Free: 1,026thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,259thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,567thRudest Citizens: 1,743rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,853rdMost Pro-Market: 1,986thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,022ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,120thMost Extreme: 2,341stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 3,283rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,370thHighest Economic Output: 3,886thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,329thMost Cultured: 4,649thLargest Retail Industry: 4,729thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,039thLargest Mining Sector: 8,064thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,191stNudest: 9,723rdMost Devout: 10,037thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 13,946thSmartest Citizens: 15,415thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,177thLargest Populations: 19,887thLargest Black Market: 22,105thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,264thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,585th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the region

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