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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,588thFattest Citizens: 15,087thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,922nd
The Community of
Corporate Bordello
ZOMBIES MUST DIE
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Zombie Kickers

Population2.844 billion

Currencydead zombie head
AnimalZombie killers

The Community of Zombie Kickers is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.844 billion Zombie Kickers are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The strong Zombie Kickersian economy, worth 165 trillion dead zombie heads a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 58,324 dead zombie heads, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 375,907 per year while the poor average 3,656, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, bins outnumber trees in city parks, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, and children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zombie Kickers's national animal is the Zombie killers, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zombie Kickers is ranked 117,249th in the world and 4th in Far East Oriental Federation for Most Stationary, with 315.29568015508 days.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,588thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 15,087thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,922ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,153rdMost Pro-Market: 19,715thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,900thLargest Insurance Industry: 23,000thHighest Crime Rates: 28,159thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29,075thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29,450th
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Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 35th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 40th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionMost Politically Free: 41st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Avoided: 47th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 56th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the region

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