The Rogue Nation of Zombie 70 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Fonzecax with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.382 billion Zombie 70ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Praiax. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie 70ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,490 trillion deniers a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 233,572 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, the Small Council has more than a little influence, and morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 70's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brains.

Zombie 70 is ranked 9,954^th in the world and 166^th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.21 law-abiding acts per hour.