The Deranged Gourmet of Zombie 22 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pantera with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.088 billion Zombie 22ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chad lake. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie 22ian economy, worth 521 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 168,822 guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 605,049 per year while the poor average 33,783, a ratio of 17.9 to 1.

The nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, armed security details escort librarians to their homes, and tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 22's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cold Cold Heart.

Zombie 22 is ranked 49,009^th in the world and 222^nd in NationStates for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 3,810.97 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.