The Deranged Gourmet of Zombie 22 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Pantera with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.655 billion Zombie 22ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chad lake. The average income tax rate is 69.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie 22ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,882 trillion guilders a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 282,916 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 22's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cold Cold Heart.

Zombie 22 is ranked 140,624^th in the world and 486^th in NationStates for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 3.55 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.