The Republic of Zolooloo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Nancy Allgood with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.359 billion Looloos enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lollapalooza. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zoloolooan economy, worth 207 trillion Bobs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,833 Bobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ghost regiments exist only on paper, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zolooloo's national animal is the Hound of Culain, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zolooloo is ranked 23,443^rd in the world and 778^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,494.99 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.