by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,039thSafest: 5,592ndMost Influential: 5,656th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
First do no harm
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population927 million

LeaderJohn Stuart Mill


The Republic of Zolooloo is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Stuart Mill with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 927 million Looloos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lollapalooza. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.9%.

The powerhouse Zoloolooan economy, worth 87.4 trillion Bobs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,273 Bobs, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zolooloo's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Zolooloo is ranked 132,151st in the world and 5,515th in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 303.45 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,039thSafest: 5,592ndMost Influential: 5,656thBest Weather: 5,699thMost Pacifist: 7,362ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,630thHealthiest Citizens: 8,129thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,241stNicest Citizens: 8,782ndTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,776thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,849thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,048thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,473rdMost Inclusive: 13,981stLowest Crime Rates: 14,013thHighest Drug Use: 14,685thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,811thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,595thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,700thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,323rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 19,096th
Best Weather: 177th in the regionSafest: 184th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 249th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 251st in the regionMost Pacifist: 272nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 280th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 281st in the regionNicest Citizens: 286th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 355th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 367th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 379th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 391st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 449th in the regionMost Inclusive: 478th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 488th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 491st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 512th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 531st in the regionMost Influential: 598th in the regionMost Cultured: 634th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 637th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 682nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 685th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 692nd in the regionMost Developed: 719th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 814th in the region

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