The Imperialist Dominion of Zokk is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Razorfist the Divinely Immortal with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.31 billion Zokkithians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Obliteration's Crater. The average income tax rate is 39.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zokkithian economy, worth a remarkable 4,280 trillion Rupodollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 279,559 Rupodollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, and citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zokk's national animal is the Savage Carpathian Horror, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Black Metal Christianity.

Zokk is ranked 215,741^st in the world and 8,067^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -293.07 on the Scary Big Number Scale.