The Federal Christianity of Zoigai is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Joshua Edmonds with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.129 billion Zoigaians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zwanda. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zoigaiense economy, worth 529 trillion Ymens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 103,257 Ymens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying "don't do anything that Joshua Edmonds wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, the nation tends not to learn from its history, engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats, and turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zoigai's national animal is the Zoigian tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

Zoigai is ranked 32,209^th in the world and 953^rd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Average Incomes, with 103,257.65 Standard Monetary Units.