The Federal Christianity of Zoigai is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Joshua Manning with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.372 billion Zoigains have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Damen. The average income tax rate is 49.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zoigaian economy, worth 235 trillion Ymens a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 99,285 Ymens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Zoigaian politicians, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zoigai's national animal is the Zoigian tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Protestant Christian.

Zoigai is ranked 14,774^th in the world and 284^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Devout, with 1,551.49 Prayers Per Hour.