Population | 10 billion |
Capital | Tabora |
Leader | The Tri-Consulate of Zohiania |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Zohianian Cobra |
The Arme Constitutional Republic of Zohiania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Tri-Consulate of Zohiania with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10 billion Zohianians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tabora. The average income tax rate is 1.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Zohianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,981 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 198,127 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM, and the comic book series 'The Tri-Consulate of Zohiania and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zohiania's national animal is the Zohianian Cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Zohiania is ranked 239,823rd in the world and 1st in United Free States of Zohiania for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -14.49 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Zohiania, the comic book series 'The Tri-Consulate of Zohiania and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
- : Following new legislation in
Zohiania, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM.
- : Following new legislation in
Zohiania, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
- : Following new legislation in
Zohiania, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
- : Following new legislation in
Zohiania, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Zohiania.
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Zohiania, economics is a shrinking field.
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Zohiania, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
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Zohiania, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
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Zohiania, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
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Zohiania, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.