The Arme Constitutional Republic of Zohiania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Zohius Snake with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.187 billion Zohianians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tabora. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zohianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,726 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,947 Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 637,180 per year while the poor average 40,934, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

Children often leave school with more diagnoses than qualifications, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, Zohianian Cobra is one of the most popular forenames in Zohiania, and bleach is the nation's most common pesticide. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zohiania's national animal is the Zohianian Cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zohiania is ranked 209,152^nd in the world and 1^st in Zohianian Sphere of Influence for Longest Average Lifespans, with 25.6 Years.