The Constitutional Arme Republic of Zohiania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Tri-Consulate of Zohiania with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.398 billion Zohianians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tabora. The average income tax rate is 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Zohianian economy, worth a remarkable 2,120 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 203,941 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to The Tri-Consulate of Zohiania's wardrobe, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zohiania's national animal is the Zohianian Cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zohiania is ranked 123,945^th in the world and 1^st in United Free States of Zohiania for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 3.43 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.