The Federated Island Republic of Zocra is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Howard Lewis Derby with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.979 billion Zocrans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Zocran economy, worth a remarkable 1,076 trillion Zurcais a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 107,827 Zurcais, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zocra's national animal is the Dairy Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Zocra is ranked 8,497^th in the world and 2^nd in United Alliances for Most Stationary, with 1,138.70760456 Days.