Population | 782 million |
Capital | Nebo Tvorca |
Currency | Srebro |
Animal | Silver Wolf |
The Democratic People's Republic of Zlatna Nebesa is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 782 million Zlatna Nebesans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nebo Tvorca. The average income tax rate is 51.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Zlatna Nebesan economy, worth 32.5 trillion Srebroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 41,542 Srebroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, fat-shaming is now public policy, and The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zlatna Nebesa's national animal is the Silver Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Zlatna Nebesa is ranked 159,631st in the world and 2,470th in The East Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 51.08 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zlatna Nebesa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Following new legislation in Zlatna Nebesa, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony.
- : Following new legislation in Zlatna Nebesa, fat-shaming is now public policy.
- : Zlatna Nebesa lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Zlatna Nebesa, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms.
- : Zlatna Nebesa lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Zlatna Nebesa lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Zlatna Nebesa, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti.
- : Zlatna Nebesa lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Zlatna Nebesa lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.