The Kingdom of Zizzland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Caleb with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.13 billion Zizzlandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zizz. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zizzlandian economy, worth 119 trillion Zoodles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 105,496 Zoodles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction, and the government has undertaken a massive health education program to combat VODAIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zizzland's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zizzland is ranked 219,247^th in the world and 27^th in The Sportsbook for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.82 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.