The Kingdom of Zizzland is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 476 million Zizzlandians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zizz. The average income tax rate is 61.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Zizzlandian economy, worth 37.1 trillion Zoodles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 78,025 Zoodles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zizzland's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zizzland is ranked 24,004^th in the world and 3^rd in The Sportsbook for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,955.02 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.