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Most Pacifist: 2,775thSafest: 4,003rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,128th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Zizzland is awesome
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.74 billion

LeaderKing Caleb


The Kingdom of Zizzland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Caleb with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.74 billion Zizzlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zizz. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zizzlandian economy, worth 213 trillion Zoodles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 122,497 Zoodles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Zizzlandians, and mandatory daycare is provided by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zizzland's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zizzland is ranked 117,353rd in the world and 14th in The Sportsbook for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 860.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Pacifist: 2,775thSafest: 4,003rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,128thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,687thNicest Citizens: 5,102ndMost Devout: 5,474thBest Weather: 5,524thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,827thLowest Crime Rates: 6,226thHealthiest Citizens: 6,705thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,322ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,591stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,468thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,547thMost Inclusive: 8,692ndMost Developed: 9,326thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,624thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,738thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,849thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,103rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,543rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,412thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,674thLargest Governments: 12,042ndTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 12,567thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,836thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,913thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,226thSmartest Citizens: 14,694thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,183rdLargest Welfare Programs: 18,696thHighest Average Incomes: 22,582nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zizzland, mandatory daycare is provided by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Zizzland, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Zizzlandians.
  • : Following new legislation in Zizzland, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow.
  • : Following new legislation in Zizzland, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in Zizzland, little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police.
  • : Zizzland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting the Rights of Labour Unions".
  • : Following new legislation in Zizzland, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Following new legislation in Zizzland, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
  • : Following new legislation in Zizzland, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations.
  • : Following new legislation in Zizzland, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 1 » Monemonia.

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