The Kingdom of Zizzland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Caleb with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.74 billion Zizzlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zizz. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Zizzlandian economy, worth 213 trillion Zoodles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 122,497 Zoodles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Zizzlandians, and mandatory daycare is provided by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zizzland's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Zizzland is ranked 117,353rd in the world and 14th in The Sportsbook for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 860.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Zizzland, mandatory daycare is provided by the government.
- : Following new legislation in
Zizzland, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Zizzlandians.
- : Following new legislation in
Zizzland, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow.
- : Following new legislation in
Zizzland, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
- : Following new legislation in
Zizzland, little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police.
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Zizzland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting the Rights of Labour Unions".
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Zizzland, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
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Zizzland, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
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Zizzland, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations.
- : Following new legislation in
Zizzland, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Monemonia.