The United Federation of Zitravgrad is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Those Folk in the Verkhovna Rada with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.419 billion Zitravgradians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Providenska. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zitravgradian economy, worth 756 trillion Zitravian hryvnias a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,219 Zitravian hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color", any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, and the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zitravgrad's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zitravgrad is ranked 133,259^th in the world and 6^th in Tellus Gaia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.96 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.