The United Federation of Zitravgrad is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Premier Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.443 billion Zitravgradians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Providenska. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zitravgradian economy, worth a remarkable 1,020 trillion Zitravian hryvnias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,399 Zitravian hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and same-sex marriages are increasingly common. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zitravgrad's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pretending to be Eastern Orthodox.

Zitravgrad is ranked 168,311^th in the world and 3^rd in Tellus Gaia for Rudest Citizens, with 32.36 Insults Per Minute.