The United Socialist States of Zitravgrad is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.412 billion Zitravgradians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Law & Order, Industry, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Providenska. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zitravgradian economy, worth 391 trillion Workers' Tickets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 162,332 Workers' Tickets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, and the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zitravgrad's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Zitravgrad is ranked 4,914^th in the world and 7^th in North Ustaynga for Most Developed, scoring 92.17 on the Human Development Index.