The United Federation of Zitravgrad is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 11.595 billion Zitravgradians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Providenska. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zitravgradian economy, worth a remarkable 1,809 trillion Zitravian hryvnias a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 156,096 Zitravian hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, the digital money revolution has cashed out, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zitravgrad's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zitravgrad is ranked 297,266^th in the world and 9,724^th in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 5.05 Obesity Rate.