The United Federation of Zitravgrad is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Those Folk in the Verkhovna Rada with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 3.721 billion Zitravgradians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Providenska. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zitravgradian economy, worth 640 trillion Zitravian hryvnias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,132 Zitravian hryvnias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

High school bands practice by moonlight, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, and the freedom to be free is always just out of reach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zitravgrad's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zitravgrad is ranked 103,250^th in the world and 653^rd in Europeia for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 47.49 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.