The Most Serene Republic of Zingo is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Johnny Jingo with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.578 billion Zingoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hayley Mills City. The average income tax rate is 24.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zingoan economy, worth 640 trillion Whispers a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 84,459 Whispers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, Bambi has been banned, and burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Zingo's national animal is the Lovebird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Peace Love and Rock n Roll.

Zingo is ranked 190,318^th in the world and 178^th in Karma for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 735.61 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.