The Headbutting World Champion of Zinedine Zidane is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Gallic Rooster population. The hard-working population of 1.929 billion Zinedine Zidaneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 23.2%.

The Zinedine Zidanean economy, worth 77.3 trillion Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 40,082 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zinedine Zidane's national animal is the Gallic Rooster, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zinedine Zidane is ranked 83,413^th in the world and 131^st in Spear Danes for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,236.9 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.