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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 329th Most Influential: 595th Most Inclusive: 717th
The Rogue Nation of
New York Times Democracy
Die Free
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.2 billion

LeaderGeneralissimo Bootsie Del Monte


The Rogue Nation of ZimRobwe is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Generalissimo Bootsie Del Monte with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.2 billion ZimRobweans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Robenhagen. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ZimRobwean economy, worth 635 trillion Robles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 198,574 Robles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license, and a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water. Crime is totally unknown. ZimRobwe's national animal is the Snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ZimRobwe is ranked 155,213th in the world and 7,716th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.27 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 329thMost Influential: 595thMost Inclusive: 717thMost Compassionate Citizens: 803rdNicest Citizens: 921stBest Weather: 1,129thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,477thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,491stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,539thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,811thMost Pacifist: 2,102ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,137thMost Developed: 2,283rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,673rdSmartest Citizens: 2,806thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,876thRudest Citizens: 2,880thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,417thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,472ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,667thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,680thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,739thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,880thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,903rdMost Cultured: 5,262ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,286thLargest Retail Industry: 5,295thHighest Average Incomes: 5,453rdLargest Governments: 5,550thLowest Crime Rates: 5,605thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,578thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,309thMost Secular: 9,025thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,599thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,835thSafest: 10,427thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,717thNudest: 12,147th
Most Inclusive: 44th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 46th in the regionNicest Citizens: 52nd in the regionBest Weather: 57th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 59th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 80th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 83rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 84th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 106th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Pacifist: 109th in the regionMost Developed: 119th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 130th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 139th in the regionRudest Citizens: 153rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 174th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 175th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 179th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 185th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 190th in the regionMost Influential: 201st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 218th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 219th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 234th in the regionLargest Governments: 237th in the regionMost Cultured: 239th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 248th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 267th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 272nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 283rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 311th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 317th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 341st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 371st in the regionNudest: 375th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 458th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 491st in the regionSafest: 550th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 556th in the regionMost Stationary: 668th in the regionMost Politically Free: 685th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ZimRobwe, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
  • : Following new legislation in ZimRobwe, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.
  • : Following new legislation in ZimRobwe, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
  • : ZimRobwe was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in ZimRobwe, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : ZimRobwe endorsed The Raspberry Preserve of El Fiji Grande.
  • : Following new legislation in ZimRobwe, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in ZimRobwe, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : ZimRobwe was endorsed by The Raspberry Preserve of El Fiji Grande.
  • : ZimRobwe endorsed The Commonwealth of Snowclap.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 220 » Pallaith, Great Bights Mum, Shadowrik, Siwale, Yaorozu, Notyoutopia, Puczovska, General COE, Holy Oranz, Sunto, Kwaj, Friently, Chukstik Illahi, Corfad, Bothia, American MapleStory, Omicron Persei V111, Alice Gardens, New Sekai, New Rivia, Elevation, Republic of Destiny, The Rossinite Empire, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Shin-Hachioji, French Bananastan, Ainsworth, Renetopia, Malta Comino Gozo, Merconitonitopia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Calamazo, Wineclaw, Boggovia, Venezuelia, The Lunar Brotherhood Knights, Neo Colorado, New Lakemba, Q w e r t y, Felpolandia, Tianqing, Wilkshire, Kingdom of Space, Diodone, Sil Dorsett, ShortBusCrashed, The Kyziban Islands, Vexilia, Wooleystan, Camarthen, and 170 others.ZhangKeyesland, Walter Jackson, Yurc, Lamexanope, Unsophisticate, The Akhara Islands, Chris Hallett, Southern Stroraia, Selfgradatude, Yeraennus, Manticore utopia, Hoiya, Ice and Tinian, Lemonbiscuits, Beodarasc, Necromonia, McMasterdonia, Kelvaros Prime, Valenair, Yukti, Sheppey, The Army Republic of Prussia, Yaris, Prevaland, Buckerino, Republic of Dixie, Palisede, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, Avornica, Zupla, Marxist Luxembourg, Galits, Dodione, Oroam, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Zombodice, Romanian Land, Ostrolia, Amerian States, Lorthar, Soviet Terran, Xentherida, The Lancerian Empire, PlanetPunk, Aroa, Tredano, Lionia, Ribbleton, Panama Coalition, Territorio di Nessuno, Weehay, Wodan, Esplandia, Pria Xennes, Victoriaans Nederlands, Midds Conia, Unimaginable Doom, Apetopia, Dreylus, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, SillyString, Malvad, NatsukiLand, ABC, Get Away From Me, Xinchao, Illusia and Neverendia, Eglise Sainte Eve, Xagill, Frances Francis the First of France, The Mazur Empire, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Kolorland, Amestris-Britannia, Atain, Old Republic of Greece, Mordant99, Albacria, Mhazi, Ka Ching, Ozstan, Diche Choklate, Triekru, Guslantis, Underground Techno, New Seaview Cove, Shibutani, Govornia, Californian Redwood, Snoodum, Pizza Squared, Constantinolia, THX1138, Pleroma Sans Romans, Detrivania, Llwy, Former English Colony, Triangle And Square, TerranulliuZ, Semailand, Kylesburgh, Koda-Land, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Avalon, New Cataria, Highton Islands, Empy, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Sea Ghost, Gameindustrial Empire, Free Culture, Batdaviea, Nikhilesh23, Viridiann, Eravonia, Deropia, Whereisthatistan, Shentia, Grimrholm, Racoda, Fishguardia, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Jest Xerces, The FNBs, Zeternia, Sundred, Liberentis, I am the one who knocks, Amauri, Plumas, Quranite, Sahriastan, Abject Ludicrosity, RaRaRasputinn, West Nilis, Zokk, The Mace Kingdom, Varagog, Voznesheim, The United States of Romania, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, Visburgh, Waterma, Babacar, United Republic Greliser, Wisconsota, Sevmenika, Maott, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Dechire par la Guerre, Kulgatha, East Darlown Zamatraporia, Rochester Black, Gooboistkoyt, Suicidistan, One hundred castles, Aenglaland, Jontopiary, Ayylienz, Arstungry, Snowclap, and El Fiji Grande.

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