Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rd Largest Governments: 3rd Longest Average Lifespans: 5th
The Floating Island of
Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence
Dominator
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Floating Island of Zimbada is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by El Jefe with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.752 billion Zimbadans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Zimbadan economy, worth a remarkable 5,276 trillion Pelts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 171,593 Pelts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, the Zimbadan Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zimbada's national animal is the Wyrm, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimbada is ranked 159,780th in the world and 10th in Conflation for Most Primitive, scoring -545.03 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rdLargest Governments: 3rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5thSafest: 5thMost Beautiful Environments: 5thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5thMost Pacifist: 6thLowest Crime Rates: 10thMost Inclusive: 11thSmartest Citizens: 15thLargest Populations: 18thBest Weather: 20thHealthiest Citizens: 26thMost Compassionate Citizens: 32ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 46thNicest Citizens: 48thLeast Corrupt Governments: 58thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 66thMost Advanced Public Transport: 73rdMost Cultured: 123rdMost Rebellious Youth: 144thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 196thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 241stLargest Welfare Programs: 249thMost Advanced Public Education: 355thMost Stationary: 531stMost Scientifically Advanced: 597thHighest Economic Output: 837thMost Cheerful Citizens: 863rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,471stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,478thMost Influential: 2,715thMost Secular: 3,003rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,965thTop
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Most Income Equality: 8,244thNudest: 11,134th
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Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zimbada, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbada, the Zimbadan Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Zimbada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbada, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbada, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbada, economists speak of trusting in the Tao of Free Market Capitalism.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbada, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Zimbada.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbada, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Zimbada will pay them to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbada, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbada, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.

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