The Protectorate of Ziconean East Indian Company is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Keenanuis with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, digital currency, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.243 billion Ziconean East Indian Companyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Singapore. The average income tax rate is 51.4%.

The thriving Ziconean East Indian Companyian economy, worth 101 trillion Ziconean Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,039 Ziconean Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ziconean East Indian Company's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ziconean East Indian Company is ranked 123,340^th in the world and 199^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Pro-Market, scoring 40.11 on the Rand Index.