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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10,277thMost Pacifist: 19,725thSafest: 20,151st
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
To live is why we stand
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Some

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Zhytine

Population411 million

CurrencyZhytinaklovat
Animaldove

The Republic of Zhytine is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 411 million Zhytinians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Zhytinean economy, worth 22.4 trillion Zhytinaklovats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,477 Zhytinaklovats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, high school bands practice by moonlight, adultery has been made a capital offence, and no one born in Zhytine can fix a leaky faucet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zhytine's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zhytine is ranked 138,896th in the world and 194th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Primitive, scoring -79.56 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10,277thTop
10%
Most Pacifist: 19,725thSafest: 20,151st
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Most Conservative: 18th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 24th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zhytine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Zhytine, no one born in Zhytine can fix a leaky faucet.
  • : Following new legislation in Zhytine, adultery has been made a capital offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Zhytine, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Zhytine, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Zhytine, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Following new legislation in Zhytine, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : Following new legislation in Zhytine, studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done".
  • : Following new legislation in Zhytine, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Zhytine, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.

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