The Queendom of Zhong Guo State is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.538 billion Zhong Guo Stateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The very strong Zhong Guo Statean economy, worth 495 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 46,994 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 455,641 per year while the poor average 233, a ratio of 1,948 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, all tariffs have been abolished, and Zhong Guo State's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zhong Guo State's national animal is the deer.

Zhong Guo State is ranked 22,109^th in the world and 51^st in 404 Not Found for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,725.08 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.