The People's Republic of Zhong-guo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Xi Jinping with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.617 billion Chinese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 51.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Chinese economy, worth 246 trillion Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is 53,311 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, and workers have seized control of the economy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zhong-guo's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mao Zedong Thought.

Zhong-guo is ranked 39,787^th in the world and 16^th in China for Healthiest Citizens, with 6.66 bananas ingested per day.